{"id":45,"date":"2007-02-08T18:00:13","date_gmt":"2007-02-08T18:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/techa.nanosleep.org\/wp\/index.php\/2007\/02\/08\/bicycle\/"},"modified":"2007-02-08T18:00:13","modified_gmt":"2007-02-08T18:00:13","slug":"bicycle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hpjansson.org\/blag\/2007\/02\/08\/bicycle\/","title":{"rendered":"Bicycle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a bicycle.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Bicycle\" href=\"\/\/hpjansson.org\/blag\/data\/2007\/02\/bicycle.jpg\"> \t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" alt=\"Bicycle\" src=\"\/\/hpjansson.org\/blag\/data\/2007\/02\/bicycle.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Robust with a couple of gears, reasonably priced. Unfortunately, there was not a single one for sale that didn't have front-wheel suspension. Apparently you can only get \"urban bikes\" without suspension, and they are &#8211; irrationally &#8211; not in season. Oh well. I'm pretty happy with it anyway. It's been about 8 years since I last owned a vehicle, and I'd totally forgotten the thrill of speed and the satisfaction of putting momentum and gravity to work for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a bicycle. Robust with a couple of gears, reasonably priced. Unfortunately, there was not a single one for sale that didn't have front-wheel suspension. 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