I bought a bicycle.
Robust with a couple of gears, reasonably priced. Unfortunately, there was not a single one for sale that didn't have front-wheel suspension. Apparently you can only get "urban bikes" without suspension, and they are – irrationally – not in season. Oh well. I'm pretty happy with it anyway. It's been about 8 years since I last owned a vehicle, and I'd totally forgotten the thrill of speed and the satisfaction of putting momentum and gravity to work for you.